Dan Kapr at Church of Satire

Dan Kapr was born with part of his face missing, and since then he’s only gotten funnier. A cleft palate survivor, he was known to childhood friends as “the boy who can drink through his nose.” Dan spent years working a variety of odd jobs. Then one day, while handling urine samples for carnival employees, he thought to himself, “Now that I’ve achieved all my dreams, how can I give something back to the world?” Soon after that, he became a stand-up comedian. Inspired by comics like Mitch Hedberg and Steven Wright, Dan specializes in one-liners with an absurdist edge. He has performed all over the country, and in numerous festivals including SF Sketchfest and the Burbank Comedy Festival. He hosts a podcast called Dan Has Jokes and has a web series called Heavily Edited. Those who see Dan perform are guaranteed a memorable experience.